May 2012
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
all that really matters at all is life and death though.
Moral Dilemma 2012
Don’t know whether to go to college for a music lesson where i’ll probably learn nothing but might do, and be home for 12 then i’ll have the rest of the day to revise for an exam the next day
OR
swerve college, get up early and get a couple more hours IN THE BAG
people who revise too much are gay. get a life.
i’m actually just jealous
revision
revision
revision
twatision
shitision
fuckersison
dong
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“don’t blame me if you don’t get an A”
– my music teacher
agroncriss:
i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
sun club
don’t know why i put bristol as my insurance for uni because i can’t be ARSED going there
velcro
WHAT A RIP OFF
what if grass was just a mass of little fingers
fucking hell lads, i cannot wait to move out.
On a scale of 1 - sewing a lizard onto your bag, how much do you procrastinate
go on, have a follow. twitter.com/#!/randyrimjob
zombieinmybutt:
wizcoylifa:
what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns
how high are you
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john mayers new album which CAN BE LISTENED TO FOR FREE YO YO YO YO http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewFeature?id=524205406&s=143441
it’s only when i realise how much work everyone else is actually doing that i get a bit $tr£$$3d. i accept that i can only do what i can do, but once i compare myself to what everyone else is doing, then i get scared. stop it, ladies and gentlemen
fukin wot x0
i’ve been pretty chilled now about exams because they’re still a couple of weeks off so i don’t really feel the need to purely revise. but whatever. mainly because i’ve accepted that i cannot do work
at college i can’t be arsed and i can’t learn things anyway unless i’m on my own at home, then once i’m actually home from college i am absolutely...
How do you make a duck sing?
Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
Tonight me and my sister have been for a run, been to tesco and through the car wash whilst eating a milky way, been to see this 6ft model at my sisters boyfriends house that he’s doing for his architecture masters or something, and i have made two birthday cards, one of which has geoffrey leonard the paedophile on. it’s been productive, ladies and gentlemen
just went for an actual run straight after having my tea. always thinking
so totally awks babe
in a frenzy of excitement, i throttled out some exclamation marks on facebook chat, which resulted in commenting “!” on someones status
“I wonder how many people I’ve looked at all my life and never seen.”
– John Steinbeck (via thatkindofwoman)
