February 2012
gaga night out was so totally gaga. dead good night :)
drinking tea and listening to a nice bit of s. carey for my currently fragile ears. might have a nap soon. yeah. sound.
cumkid replied to your post: well and truly buzzing for this weekend. …
i’m seeing the drums on tuesday!
yay!! where are you seeing them? was going to see them in december but then we couldn’t go haha </3
well and truly buzzing for this weekend.
saturday, a day of ted hoyle, always a winner of course. then we’re having a lady gaga themed night out in liverpool for my mates birthday! then on sunday i’m seeing the drums with hannah baby! YES
- sick driving lesson lads
- sunny sunny sunny lovely day
- my skirt from zara has arrived in the post and it’s the most beautiful skirt in the world
- tea
- might try and do some homework seeing as today is my last opportunity and my history teacher will scowl at me and stuff
- then i might walk to town and buy a razor, then go to work. yay work. yaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy. filling up the salad...
i’ve woken up and it looks like i’ve been punched in one eye and i don’t know why and it’s a bit annoying, i look disfigured and mangled
I can’t understand the Easter part of Christianity. Don’t intend to offend anyone who believes in it, fair enough, I’m just trying to get my head round it because for me, it seems silly.
God sacrificed his son to save us. Jesus died for our sins. But how does that really make sense? How was God killing his son a sacrifice? I can’t see how that saved us.
Well, lambs and...
we got stopped in preston by this brainwashed monk who followed an ancient religion which hinduism and buddhism have derived from, who had sunken in eyes and eyebrows like a waterfall, with his flopping eyebrow hair.
i can’t be bothered telling the rest of the story. i didn’t even tell the story. i merely set the scene. i’ll leave you to ponder all the possibilities
“We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love...”
– Charles Bukowski (via ho0dieweather)
just filling in a delivery thing on the internet instructing them to leave my goods in a safe place. i did this yesterday and they came back today but thought the porch was locked.
i have now written “in porch (give the door a good push if it doesn’t open at ease!)”
today was SUPER CUTE! i love the mystery tea house and its cute owners and my sexy sluts hannah hester ‘n’ theo <3 <3 xoooxoxoxoxo
to answer the question on everyones lips, i had a mysterious tea called prince of persia, and some mushroom soup. now, i am normally not a fan of mushrooms, yet i like mushroom soup. KrAzY x
Things I hate
money, college, early mornings, closed mindedness, pressure, expectations, distance, cold temperatures, delusions, restrictions, judgement, contradictions, inequality, hypocrisy, arrogance, seemingly unnecessary effort, the tories, daddy long legses
Justin Vernon // Hazelton
an outfit for dressing up as lady gaga would be SO much easier if my body wasn’t out of proportion
tonight i have eaten so much pizza that i think i am turning into a pizza. i have become doughy, there is a tomato sauce and cheese crusted upon me. peppers and onions and all sorts are gravitating towards me like there is no tomorrow.
nah i’ve just eaten a fair bit of pizza that’s all. gd nyt wid ma gurlz x
“No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky.”
– Bob Dylan (via mushroomtail)
settled down in bed a good half hour ago, ready to go to sleep, when suddenly, at the corner of my eye i caught a glimpse of a small dark figure, casually hanging out on my ceiling, directly above my bed.
to my horror, it was a spider. a brown spider. a brown leggy spider.
i was going to pretend it wasn’t there, but then it started having a little walk so i felt i had no choice but to go...
haha hitler was a vegetarian!
went to my mate’s partay in accrington last night, was proper cute and she has the most amazing house ever, just everything in it was cool. there’s this downstairs bit and there is like a wall that is a bookcase, and then there’s this cute little room with a grand piano, ukuleles, saxophone, clarinet, flute, etc. and you could see her chickens from outside the window. which had...
Ted Hoyle's Lungs
oh no, this episode of jeremy kyle isn’t funny and banterous, it’s about murder :/
anyway, jeremy has noticeably aged quite a lot, with his greying hair and dark eyes
Morning Pears: Is anyone else fed up of comedies... →
peartiser:
Is anyone else fed up of comedies where people laugh at things that shouldn’t be laughed at? Take Me Out for instance, Paddy will say something like “Let the cracker see the cheese” and everyone will erupt into laughter. What’s funny about that. Albeit, he’s occasionally had some good ones, but…
“I think you should keep this jumper just in case you dress up as Hagrid again”
– My mum upon helping me sort out my clothes
mushroomtail:
imagine if an alien landed on this planet. do you think the government would go mad and kill it or capture it for some research ? or like let it live happily, knowing that it exists. ?
i wish so much that i did philosophy rather than religious studies. i have no idea why i even chose religious studies over philosophy seeing as i mostly hate religion.
i also wish that i did english literature instead of modern history last year.
but ancient history is alright. and music’s good.
oh well
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A Close Encounter
I thought I’d treat myself to a bit of a cake, which had icing on.
I cut myself a slice, and thought I saw a bit of icing lain near to where I had severed the cake. Boy, was I mistaken! Luckily, before I was about to hastily hoover it up with my greedy mouth, I realised that it was not icing - it was a bit of egg white!
we’re going out in liverpool next weekend for my mates birthday and i think it’s a lady gaga themed night out, because we are so totally gaga. might look for some caution tape or something equally as gaga. might not go too mental because there’s a tiny tiny tiny chance i’ll have to get the last train home if i don’t get in: i’d rather not look be dressed like a...
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hot thick buttery crusty dong
thecarrollofhannah:
Ted Hoyle’s Wrong Long Dong in a Sarong was FAR from wrong :’)
jonathanwrites:
Has You’ve Been Framed ever, at any point in history ever been funny? Ever? Even once?
Seems so tacky and shite. Wheeey, we just HAPPENED to be filming ourselves eating dinner conveniently when the baby did something hilarious! Can we have our £250?
Harry Hill cant cunt off too. EY? EY? EY? HM? EY? EY? EY? HM? EY? Cause that’s funny isn’t it, quizzical noises. Fucking...
atreasuretobetold:
i have to get to bestival somehow. i need to see sigur ros.
a few people are seeing how many people they can convince that southport’s full name is southport-on-sea. might join in. what a laugh.
i may or may not have made a folder on my laptop entitled ted hoyle with pictures of ted hoyle in it for a surprise that me and my mate are preparing…
sometimes i wonder, am i mental? other times i wonder, how is ted hoyle such a babe?
mushroomtail replied to your post: okay i have spent today being angry at everything…
this is also how I feel today :(
oh no! everything is rubbish!! hahah
I can’t drink coffee anymore without linking it at least a little bit to a teacher I have who smells of sweat and coffee. I think he has coffee coming out of his pores. It is unpleasant.
okay i have spent today being angry at everything and how boring some peoples reality is and how rubbish money is and how we are going to die and we are nothing and nobody
i’m going to stop thinking and eat a nice sticky toffee muffin that my mum made earlier and have a brew.